By Natalie McCarthy
Dear Natalie,
What if I’m out exploring, I get super gross, and I can’t shower? It’s embarrassing to be stinky!
Signed,
Someone whose personal hygiene is at stake
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Dear Stinky Pants,
Well, we have a few options:
- Get comfortable with your primal lack of hygiene. – While it might take some intense mental effort, you could always shift your view of hygiene and modern conveniences like “running water” and “shampoo” and “avoiding cholera.” Hell, our caveman ancestors didn’t have any volume-enhancing, extra hydrating, silk-essenced, two-in-one body lather and hair cleanser, did they?
- Attempt to bathe with a combination of three ounces of water, a Nalgene bottle, and the corner of a bandana. – Don’t act like you haven’t tried this already. You have, and you determined it is a waste of good drinking water.
- Epic Wipes.
What are Epic Wipes, you ask? Think of a giant version of moist towelettes. And when I say “giant,” I mean they are sixteen times the size of an average wipe and far more durable.
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